The Book Of Clyde

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"Raider's Paradise"

As I walk through the valley of the husk of geteso
I take a look at the site and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been raiding and spamming so long,
That even badmin thinks that his forum is gone
But I ain't never raided a forum that didn't deserve it
Me be sussed like a nigger you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're moderating and who you're sussing
Or you and your homies might be raided to shit
I really hate to be sussed but I gotta get unsus
As the forum crashes, I see myself in the can't connect page, fool
I'm the kinda Akefy the little raidies wanna be like
Forums on their knees in the night begging and pleading in the streetlight

Been spending most their lives living in the raider's paradise
Been spending most their lives living in the raider's paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the raider's paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the raider's paradise

Look at the shitpile they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the internet
So I gotta be down with the raid team
Too much computer time got me raiding servers
I'm a professional raider with spamming on my mind
Got my script on my hard drive and a gleam in my eye
I'm a steaming red raider set forum crashing
And my minions are down so don't arouse my anger,
Fool, the raids ain't nothing but a millisecond away,
I'm raiding forums, raid or spam, what can I say?
Forums exist now, but will they live another 24?
The way raids are going I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the demands we don't follow hurt you and me?

Raids and the spam, raids and the spam
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's spamming, but half of them ain't raiding
It's going on in the server, but I don't know what's spammin'
I say they gotta follow my demands, but nobody's willing to meet them
If they can't understand it, how can they be reached
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they fucked, that's why I know their forum is out of luck, niggerjew

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the demands we don't follow hurt you and me?
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the demands we don't follow hurt you and me?
[Fade out]

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